What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?