What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the barber win the race?