What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?