How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?