What's the coldest vegetable?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?