Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
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What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is a table you can eat?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
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