Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?