Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is the color of the wind?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call hiking college students?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
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