Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What time of day was Adam created?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
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