Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
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