Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How do bees get to school?
What do trees wear to the lake?
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