Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
I broke my finger!
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
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