Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What is an archer's favorite store?