What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

When do cows get tired?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What did the baby laptop call her father?