What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

How do you spot a modern spider?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?