What did the shower say to the toilet?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why do bees buzz?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?