What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
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What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
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