What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What's the coldest vegetable?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What table can you never sit at?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger KingĀ®?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
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