What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What table can you never sit at?