Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
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