Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What does a panda ghost say?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?