Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?