Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Where was Noah born?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
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