What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Which plant has the best roar?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?