Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
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