What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?