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What's the difference between soccer and football?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?