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When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Which elf is the best singer?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do math teachers eat?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?