What's the noisiest food?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What words make the best athletes?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What instrument did the door play in the band?