Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
When should baseball players wear armor?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
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