Why did the tomato turn red?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why are goats so funny?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

How do fleas travel?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do rodents make the best runners?