What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?