Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?