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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

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Why do cows go to New York?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

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Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

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Which animal will never go bald?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

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