Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
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Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why is a computer so smart?
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