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What building always gets stains on it?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What makes pirates such good singers?