Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

How can you make 7 even?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why was the dog overweight?