What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why was the fish so smart?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?