What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

When do mice play every day?

Who invented fractions?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?