What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's black and white and red all over?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
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