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What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
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