Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What is a table you can eat?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?