What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?