Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?