What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do math teachers eat?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the barber win the race?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
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