What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

How long will dinner be?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?