What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why are books always so angry?
Which computer won the talent show?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
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