Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What's a dog's favorite book?