What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do elves learn in school?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What did the sickly elevator say?