Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What's a frog's favorite sport?