Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?