Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?