What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What animal has the most fun?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
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