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Where do actors go to pray?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Which elf is the best singer?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What animal has the most fun?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.