What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are books always so angry?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What tree has the most bark?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why was the dog so popular?
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