Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?