Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Someone stole my mood ring!
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