How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you call an old snowman?

What vehicle works the hardest?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?