What type of birds stay together forever?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What is a table you can eat?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?