What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where do termites go camping?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
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