Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why do cows wear bells?

Which animal is the most religious?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's the noisiest food?