Why are frogs always so happy?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?