How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

How do fish watch TV shows?