What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?