Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
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