Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
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