What do elves learn in school?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why do kids love theater classes?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do mice do when they're at home?