Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's the politest month?
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