Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
What type of car do planets buy?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which singer could always break a five?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
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