Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
Bears love exotic cars.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the calf play in the school band?
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