What do you call a Russian flea?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?