Why do sewers make terrible runners?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What day is your mom always right?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What did the icy road say to the truck?