What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?