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What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

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Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

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Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

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