What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?