Why didn't the melons get married?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What is a spider's favorite book?

How does a witch play loud music?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do you call hiking college students?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?