How does dinner smell?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call a dog in space?

How do you make a walnut laugh?