What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why was the math book sad?