What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
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