What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What math figure is also in the band?