Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Where do ants go to eat?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What does Santa call Christmastime?