What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

How much money does a skunk have?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What game do cows play at parties?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?