What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why do math teachers love March?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?