Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did summer say to spring?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
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