Do you have the best ceiling?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?