Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which subject has two parts?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
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