How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Where do books sleep?

What condiment has wings?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

How did the tree get lost?