Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
How did the toad die?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do little fish love to play with?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you organize a space party?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
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