What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?