Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's the coldest vegetable?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
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