Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
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