Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
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