What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

How does a squid go into battle?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?