Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?