Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What animals make the best baseball players?