Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why was the pirate late for work?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why is a computer so smart?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What is the biggest ant in the world?