What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did the goal post get angry?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?