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Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

I broke my finger!

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What is the most faithful insect?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?