Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?