What did the mama goat say to her child?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?