What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?