What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What famous scientist will try anything?
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