What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
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