Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Which musician loves to make chili?