Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Where does laundry go to college?