What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
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