What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What horn never makes a sound?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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