What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
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What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How do locomotives know where to go?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
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