What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
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