What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?