What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
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