What kind of pants do fish wear?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

How can you make 7 even?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?