What's black and white and red all over?

What kind of bird can write?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What do you call a pig thief?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?