Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What fairy loves to count?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What condiment has wings?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?