What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
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Why do cows wear bells?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
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