What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
A book just fell on my head.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
When should baseball players wear armor?
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