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Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What did March say to the madness?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?