What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

My friend David had his ID stolen.