What do a sword and a piano have in common?

How does a witch play loud music?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?