How do you make a bandstand?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?