What is a table you can eat?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"