Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?