What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What kind of pants do fish wear?