What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What is the color of the wind?