What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do bees chew?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why did the cat go to medical school?