Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which family member has tusks?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
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