What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
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