How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?