What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why are cars magic?

Which insect is the smartest?