What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do trees keep as a pet?
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