Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What name sounds like the past tense?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?