What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
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