Why do cows like being told jokes?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What's the noisiest food?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

How do frogs get to work?

What bird is always sad?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?