What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
What do you call a silly hill?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do bees chew?
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