What is blue and not heavy?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Which dogs love to study science?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why was the dog overweight?