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Why was the moth so unpopular?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

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Why can't you trust a pig?

How do you make a cow float?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

How do you wash a lamb?

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