When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?