What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

I'm not a bad putter.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?