Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

How did the toad die?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What fairy loves to count?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?