What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What day is your mom always right?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?