What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
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