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If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why should you not pamper a cow?