Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call an arctic cow?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What day do hands always go to church?