What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
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