What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
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