What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Where does a camper keep his money?