What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

I like telling Dad jokes.

How do fleas travel?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What says: oom oom oom?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?