Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do you call two birds in love?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?