What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?