Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?