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Why was the fish so smart?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

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Why did the body of water think so much?