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Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?