Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a short cow?

If you need help building an ark..

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why was the snake coughing so much?