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What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What condiment has wings?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What is the most adorable season?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do two skunks argue?