What part of a football field is never the same?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What name sounds like the past tense?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why do two skunks argue?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?