What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?