What bird is always sad?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Which insect makes the best father?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?