What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
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