Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What day do hands always go to church?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?