Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why is winter considered holy?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?