What did the waiter ask the frog?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do ducks have for lunch?