What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the sick chicken say?
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