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What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What table can you never sit at?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?