Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
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What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What bird is losing its hair?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which family member is always relieved?
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