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What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

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Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

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